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  • Current Residence: SE Tennesee
  • Interests: writing psychic scifi and/or gay male fiction; yaoi manga art; HipSoda's Caption Crack
  • Favourite movie: Anything MST3K (esp. Girl in Gold Boots, San Francisco International, Code Name: Diamond Head...)
  • Favourite band or musician: Jimmy Buffett, Duran Duran, AFI, ABBA, Barry Manilow
  • Favourite genre of music: Steel drums are love.
  • Favourite artist: Jim Borgman, Chuck Jones, Joe Phillips, Bill Watterson, Bill Amend, Mike Peters, Tetsuya Nomura
  • Favourite poet or writer: Harlan Ellison, James Lileks, Walter Koenig
  • Favourite photographer: Andy Warhol, Nick Rhodes, Wes Wehmiller
  • Favourite style of art: comic/manga; sumi-E; realistic; minimalist; pre-1985 advertising art
  • Operating System: Windows Vista. Feh.
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod
  • Shell of choice: I'm a crab. Guess.
  • Wallpaper of choice: Screw wallpaper. Give me latex paint. Or beadboard. Beadboard is good.
  • Skin of choice: Male
  • Favourite game: The Sims 2, Combat Tank Pong, Tetris, SkiBall
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC or Atari 2600
  • Favourite cartoon character: Droopy's Jubalio Wolf
  • Personal Quote: "My whole purpose in life is to make people laugh" - Roger Rabbit
  • Tools of the Trade: Adobe PhotoDeluxe, Graphire3, Staedtler HB Pencils, sumi ink, FaberCastell pens, Strathmore Papers

Hoooooooooboy *hic*

Thu Oct 1, 2009, 9:31 PM
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So, my mom gets home from her first real business trip since ever Friday night. It's past 1am, and I'm waiting for a fresh rum cake to cool so I can glaze it and have it all yummy for tomorrow. There's half a cup of Captain Morgan's private stock in the batter, and cha, I licked the spoon. There's another half cup going into the glaze. Equal parts rum, butter and sugar. Shit is vicious. Then, I decided since it was out, I'd add a quarter shot to a 12oz cup of hot tea.

HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEyeah. Never fails to amuse me, what a lightweight I am. Cake batter and a rum hot toddy, and I'm here watching MST3K shorts on youtube, halfway to plowed. Thank goodness the stove is electric. I might set myself on fire with an open flame and a hiccup.

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woo! I'm in a club!
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  • Mood: Annoyed
  • Listening to: not annoyed - stupid balls won't change.
  • Watching: A Day at the Fair
  • Eating: rum cake... soon.
  • Drinking: spiked Keurig tea

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~RubyMewtwo 2 days 22 hours ago
^^' You've been watched because I like your various Sephiroth arts in your gallery. :)

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Sephiroth fans, the ~Sephirothrulez and ~Sephiroth-Club is for you! :3
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~Ma013a Nov 5, 2009, 10:51:31 AM
Oh Craaab! :love:
Allow me to stalk you some more
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=madeleine-elizabeth Oct 23, 2009, 5:49:18 AM
Thank you for the watch ^_^ Your webcam makes me lol XD

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^snowmask Sep 19, 2009, 2:41:24 PM
Thank you so much for watching our group! :iconteamoplz:



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~AkuChibiKitsune Aug 8, 2009, 5:09:47 AM
Are you feeling crabby today, do you think the world is doomed?

If so then you must be the crab of doom.

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nadie pregunto esto?
¿Cómo es que una persona famosa tienen que ser considerados antes de su asesinato en lugar de que sea un asesinato?
Además, si intenta cruzar la frontera de México y olvidar algo que usted debe ir a buscarlo?
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~cloudsangel Jul 6, 2009, 11:04:06 AM
thanks for the fave on my sephiroth!

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"Yesterday I sent my neighbor a banana in the mail. Today I opened my mailbox to find a coconut. Touche."
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*Dawnelle-Blue Jul 2, 2009, 3:31:29 PM
:wave: Thank you for today's fave my dear! I am honored! :bow: :hug:

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:heart: "Chase your passion, not your pension."
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~elemental-wonders Jun 15, 2009, 8:02:43 PM
HI! :wave:

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~IsamuMichi May 31, 2009, 5:12:44 AM
Nya! I just found your three pictures of Sephiroth being kept as if he were Jenova. I just wanted to say that if you ever do write a fanfic about it, CONTACT ME! =3

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*CrabOfDoom May 31, 2009, 3:51:14 PM
I'm up to part four on a fic for the pictures, as a matter of fact. It covers from just after the rescue and forward, and probably still has a ways to go. It's on Y!Gallery; it hasn't gotten explicit, don't know if it ever will, but on the chance it might, I can't add it to dA.

The folder with all of the parts so far is here: [link]

I don't know if you have to be registered on the site to see fics with "violent" tags or not. I'm sorry if you do, but anywhere I could put it would have to be 18+.
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